BATTLEGIRL1989

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BLUE CRUSH

"What do I want? Oh my god, I want Penny to quit smoking and go to college. I want, I want to be able to pay the phone, electric and rent in the same month. I want a girl to be on the cover of Surf magazine. It would be great if that girl were me, but any girl would do. I want... I mean I wish my mom would come home, and I really, really want to win pipe masters tomorrow, that's what I want."

STILLS

Here are a bunch of stills from the stop motion animation I made forever ago, which you can watch here if you feel like it. Considering these were taken on one of my old broken cameras, I like the textures that have been picked up in the stills. Something...something about a poor dude blaming his tools. Wurkin' on it.

I WAS BORN TO MAKE U HAPPY.

MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES  

“I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.” Britney Spears

“I have the same goal I've had ever since I was a girl. I want to rule the world.” Madonna

“A smart model is a good model.” Tyra Banks

“I don't mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you're Barbara Streisand.” Courtney Love 

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