bittersweet

Pretending I have anywhere else to be would be stupid. Though I will walk one mile a day regardless. On hot days the top floor of my house always stinks. The smell reminds me of rotting fruit. Sweeter than apple pie. I will double click my mouse. I sewed this sequin 'Fun' patch that Grossie gave me onto a stretched out petticoat. The lace sags and makes it unreadable unless I tie it around my neck like a halter top. I don't know if I will ever both to adjust it. I'm a total sucker for imperfection.

just

I don't quite feel like writing long paragraphs, so for now I'm just going to post something visual. And hopefully it will remove this itch. I'll connect the dots later.

-- credits
Day Of The Tentacle (1993)  / Popular S2E01 / Disney World Florida pamphlets / Buffy The Vampire Slayer / Barbie (1992) /  David LaChapelle entire editorial for The Face (1995) /  TLC video still / DoTT

-- deetz
somahold.jpg / purpletentacle.jpg / windows 95 doodle / mariahcarey.jpg / copy.jpg / canyouseeme.jpg
2k4-2k12 // Update coming soon, probably.

PRETTIEST PRINCESS

When I agreed to model in some photos for part of one of Rebecca Calver's projects, I managed to persuade her to get in front of the camera and into the prettiest thing I own - this empire waist nightdress! Worn with Beckie's own Mary Katrazanou for Topshop leggings. Do ya wanna be part of the Prettiest Princess Club?

Girls who don't want to grow up and like getting photographed, email me!

BATTLEGIRL1989

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BLUE CRUSH

"What do I want? Oh my god, I want Penny to quit smoking and go to college. I want, I want to be able to pay the phone, electric and rent in the same month. I want a girl to be on the cover of Surf magazine. It would be great if that girl were me, but any girl would do. I want... I mean I wish my mom would come home, and I really, really want to win pipe masters tomorrow, that's what I want."

STILLS

Here are a bunch of stills from the stop motion animation I made forever ago, which you can watch here if you feel like it. Considering these were taken on one of my old broken cameras, I like the textures that have been picked up in the stills. Something...something about a poor dude blaming his tools. Wurkin' on it.

I WAS BORN TO MAKE U HAPPY.

MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES  

“I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.” Britney Spears

“I have the same goal I've had ever since I was a girl. I want to rule the world.” Madonna

“A smart model is a good model.” Tyra Banks

“I don't mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you're Barbara Streisand.” Courtney Love